The Wizard of Oz (2018 movie reboot transcript)

Prologue: Opening credits intro
20th Century Fox presents

A Robert Zemeckis production

The Wizard of Oz

Starring the following:

Lily James

Meryl Streep

Robert De Niro

Adam Sandler

Nathan Lane

Jack Black

Emily Blunt

Helena Bonham Carter

Danny Woodburn

Warwick Davis

Peter Dinklage

Selene Luna

Patty Maloney

Bridget Powers

Verne Troyer

Deep Roy

Alec Baldwin

Zach Galifianakis

John Cleese

Kevin Spacey

Elijah Wood

Sean Astin

Timothy Dalton

Ben Stiller

David Bradley

Frank Welker

Dan Castellaneta

and Jim Parsons

Scene 1: The Kansas home farmyard
Dorothy and Toto are walking right on the path, and Dorothy sits down with Toto in her lap.

Dorothy: "She's not coming back yet, Toto, did she attack you? well, she tried to, didn't she? come on, we'll go tell Aunt Em and Uncle Henry right away, come on, Toto."

Dorothy runs around over to Aunt Em and Uncle Henry, who are counting how many chicken eggs are in the incubator.

Dorothy: "Aunt Em, Uncle Henry, Aunt Em, Uncle Henry."

Aunt Em: "47, 48............."

Dorothy: "Just listen to what Miss Mulch did to poor Toto, she-"

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, please, we're trying to count here."

Aunt Em: "49, 50.........."

Dorothy: "Oh, but, Aunt Em, she just smacked him."

Uncle Henry: "Don't bother us right now, Dorothy, you see? the old incubator's gone pretty bad and we're likely to lose a lot of our little chicks."

Dorothy: "Oh my word, the poor little things."

Dorothy: "Oh, but Aunt Em, Miss Mulch smacked Toto right over the back with a garden shovel just because she says he gets into her garden and chases her mean foul cat all the time."

Aunt Em: "51..........Dorothy, please, we're very busy."

Dorothy: "Oh, but he doesn't do it all the time, just once or twice a day, and he can't catch her mean foul cat anyway, and now she says he's gonna get the-"

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, We're very busy!"

Dorothy: "Oh, alright, fine."

Dorothy begins going over to Hank, Toby and Jake.

Jake: "How's it coming along?"

Hank: "Take it easy, Jake........."

[Loud Snap!]

Hank: "Ow, you got my index finger........."

Jake: "Well, why don't you get your finger outta the way, Hank?"

Toby: "Oh, here you are............"

Hank: "Right on the tip of my finger......."

Jake: "It's a good thing it wasn't your head, Hank."

Dorothy: "Oh, Jake, what am I gonna do about Miss Mulch just because Toto chases her mean foul cat?"

Jake: "Listen here, Dorothy, I got some pigs to get into this pen........"

Hank: "Now look here, Dorothy, you're not using your head about Miss Mulch, you think you never got any good brains at all."

Dorothy: "I have so got good brains............"

Hank: "Well, Dorothy, why don't you use them? when you come back home, don't go over by Miss Mulch's place, then Toto won't go into her garden and you won't get into anymore trouble, see what I mean?"

Dorothy: "Oh, Hank, you just won't listen to me, that's all I'm telling you........"

Hank: "Well, your head's not made outta hay, you know."

Jake: "Soo-ee, get in there right before I make a piggy bank outta you......."

Jake: "Listen here, Dorothy, are you gonna let Miss Mulch try and shout at you? she's nothing to be terrified of........have a bit of courage and bravery that's all."

Dorothy: "I'm not terrified of her."

Jake: "Well, the next time she snaps, just walk right up to her and shoot a spit ball in her right eye, that's what I would do."

Dorothy falls right into the pig's pen..........

Dorothy: "Oh, oh, Jake, Jake, Jake, get me outta here, help, save me!"

Toby: "Dorothy, are you alright?"

Dorothy: "Yeah, Toby, I'm alright, and I just fell in there, and Jake-"

Close up of Jake, who is catching several deep breaths.

Dorothy: "Why, Jake, you're just as terrified as I am."

Hank: "What's the matter with you, Jake? are you gonna let some crazy little pig make 1 coward outta you?"

Toby: "Look at you, Jake, you're just as pale as a baby buffalo."

Aunt Em: "Hey, what's all this jabber-yapping when there's work to be done? I know 3 powerless farm hands that'll be out of a job right before they know it........"

Toby: "Well, Mrs. Gale, Dorothy was walking right along the-"

Aunt Em: "Well I saw you horsing around with that contraption, Toby, now you and Hank get back to that wagon."

Toby: "Alright, Mrs. Gale, but some other day they're gonna put up a life size statue dedicated to me in this here town and-"

Aunt Em: "Well, Toby, don't start posing for it now, here, since you can't work on an empty stomach.......have some brownie fudge cubes."

Hank: "Gosh, thanks, Mrs. Gale......."

Aunt Em: "Just fresh outta the toaster oven."

Toby: "Thanks, Mrs. Gale."

Hank: "Very well indeed."

Jake: "You see, Dorothy fell right into the-"

Aunt Em: "Well, It's just no place for Dorothy about a pig sty, now you go feed those pigs right before they get themselves into so much trouble."

Jake: "Yes, ma'am........I'll do it."

Dorothy: "Aunt Em, really, do you know what Miss Mulch said what she was gonna do to Toto?" she said she was gonna-"

Aunt Em: "Now, Dorothy, dear, quit imagining things, you always get yourself into trouble over nothing."

Dorothy: "Well, I-"

Aunt Em: "Now, Dorothy, you can just help us out today and find yourself another place where you can't get into anymore trouble."

Dorothy: "Some place where there's not anymore trouble."

Dorothy: "Do you suppose there's such a place, Toto? there must be, it's not a place you can get to by a motor boat or a railroad train, it's very far away behind the moon and above the rainbow bridge..........."

Cut to Miss Mulch riding along the path to the Kansas farmhouse on her bike with the basket on it.....

Miss Mulch: "Mr. Gale……………."

Uncle Henry: "Howdy doody, Miss Mulch."

Miss Mulch: "I would like to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy and her little puppy dog."

Uncle Henry: "Dorothy? our niece? well? what has Dorothy ever done to you?"

Miss Mulch: "What's she done to me? well I'm all but lame from the bite on my right leg."

Uncle Henry: "You mean she really bit you?"

Miss Mulch: "No, her puppy dog."

Uncle Henry: "Oh, she bit her puppy dog, right?"

Miss Mulch: "No!"

Cut to inside the Kansas farmhouse.........

Miss Mulch: "That puppy dog is a beast to the country, I'm taking him over to the sheriff to make sure he's destroyed for good."

Dorothy: "Destroyed for good? you mean Toto? oh, no, you can't, you mustn't do that."

Dorothy: "Aunt Em, Uncle Henry, you won't let her do that, will you?"

Uncle Henry: "No, Dorothy, of course we won't, will we, Em, my dear?"

Dorothy: "Oh, Aunt Em? Toto didn't mean to, he didn't know he was doing anything wrong, I'm the 1 that needs to be punished, I let him go into her garden, you can just send me to bed without any dinner tonight."

Miss Mulch: "If you don't hand over that puppy dog, I'm gonna bring 1 damage suit that can take your entire farm yard, there's a law protecting country people against puppy dogs that bite."

Aunt Em: 'Well, how would it be if she keeps him tied up? he’s very kind and gentle with kind and gentle people that is."

Miss Mulch: "Well that's for the sheriff to decide, here are his orders allowing me to take him….unless of course you wanna go against the law."

Uncle Henry: "Why, yes."

Aunt Em: "Now we can't possibly go against the law, Dorothy, I'm afraid poor Toto's gotta go."

Miss Mulch: "Now you're seeing 1 good reason."

Dorothy: "No, you can't do that...."

Miss Mulch: "Here's what I'm taking him in (she takes out her bicycle basket) so he won't ever try to attack me again."

Dorothy: "No, no, no, no, no, I won't let you take him, you go away, or I'm gonna bite you myself!”

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, please, control yourself."

Dorothy: "Oh, you mean wicked old witch!"

Dorothy: "Aunt Em, Uncle Henry, please don't let her take away Toto, don't let her take him away....."

Miss Mulch: "I've got an order, let me take him."

Dorothy: "Somebody stop her!"

Aunt Em: "Henry, put him in the basket."

Miss Mulch: "Now that’s the idea....."

Dorothy: "No, don't do that, Uncle Henry....."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Oh, Toto....."

Dorothy: [Sobbing Silently]

Dorothy walks right up to her bedroom.

Aunt Em: “Agatha Mulch, just because you own half the entire country doesn't mean you got the power to control the rest of us, for 27 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought about you, and now, well, being a Christian woman, I just can't say it...."

Meanwhile, Miss Mulch is riding her bicycle, but Toto escapes from the basket and returns to Dorothy's bedroom.

Dorothy: "Oh, Toto, I've got you back, you finally came back, Oh I'm so relieved, Toto."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, they'll be coming back for you in 1 single minute, we've gotta get away, we've gotta run away."

Scene 2: Professor Mervin's wagon roadside
Professor Mervin: "Well, what have we got here? house guests, right? [Laughs A Bit] and who exactly are you? no, no, no, no, no, now don't tell me, let’s see, you’re traveling in disguise, no, that can't be right, you're going on a cruise, no, I'm darn wrong, you're running away."

Dorothy: "How did you guess I was running away?"

Professor Marvin: "Oh, Professor Mervin never guesses, he knows about it, now why are you running away?"

Dorothy: "Why am I running away?"

Professor Mervin: "No, no, no, no, no, now don't tell me, they don't understand you back at home, they don't even appreciate you."

Professor Mervin: "You wanna see other big lands, big cities, big mountains and big oceans."

Dorothy: "Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me."

Professor Mervin: "Why, yes."

Toto is gnawing on a maple sausage finger.

Dorothy: "Oh, Toto, that's not polite, we haven't even been asked yet."

Professor Mervin: [Chuckles A Bit] "He's honestly welcome, as 1 puppy dog to another, right?"

Professor Mervin: “Now let's see, where were we?"

Dorothy: "Oh please, Professor Mervin, why can't we go with you and see all of the crowned heads of Europe?"

Professor Mervin: "Do you really know any? oh, you mean the thing, yes, well, I never do anything without consulting my magical crystal ball 1st."

Professor Mervin: “Let's go inside here, we'll just come along, I'll show you."

Meanwhile inside Professor Mervin's fortune telling tent………

Professor Mervin: "That's right, here, sit right down here, that's it, this is the exact same magical crystal ball used by the ancestors of Isis and Osiris in the days of the Pharaohs of Egypt in which Cleopatra 1st saw the approach of Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, and so on and so on, now you better close your eyes, my dear friend for 1 single minute, in order to be better in tune with the infinite, we can't do any of those things without reaching out into the infinite."

Dorothy still has her eyes closed………

Professor Mervin: "Yes, that's right, now you can open them, we'll gaze into the magical crystal ball."

Professor Mervin: "Ah, what's this I see in here? a house with a picket fence, and a barn cellar with a weather vane of a golden chicken.”

Dorothy: "That's our farm yard.”

Professor Mervin: "Oh yeah, there's a beautiful woman, she's wearing a beautiful outfit, her face is sorrowful."

Dorothy: "That's Aunt Em."

Professor Mervin: "Why, yes, her nick name is Emily."

Dorothy: "That's right, what's she doing?"

Professor Mervin: "Well, I can't see, why, she's weeping silently."

Dorothy: "Oh my word."

Professor Mervin: "Somebody just ran away from her, somebody has just about shattered her heart."

Dorothy: "Do you really think it was me?"

Professor Mervin: "Well, it's somebody she really loves more than anything else, somebody she's been very kind to, somebody she's taken care of in their illness."

Dorothy: "I had the measles once, and she stayed right beside me every single minute."

Professor Mervin: "Uh huh……."

Dorothy: "What's she doing right now?"

Professor Mervin: "Yeah right, she's....what's this? why, she's putting her right hand on her chest, she's dropping down on her bed…."

Dorothy: "Oh my word, no….."

Professor Mervin: "Well that's all there is, the magical crystal ball's gone dark……"

Dorothy: "Oh dear, you don't suppose she could really be ill, do you? I've gotta get back home to her right away."

Professor Mervin: "But what's this? I thought you were coming along with me."

Dorothy: "Oh, no, I've gotta get back home to her right away, come on, Toto, let's go…."

Dorothy: "Goodbye, Professor Mervin, and thanks a bunch."

Professor Mervin: "We'd better get under cover, Buttercup, there's a cyclone blowing right towards us, a great big whopper to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry…."

Professor Mervin: "That poor young girl, I just hope she gets back home alright....."

The Cyclone in the Kansas home farmyard
Uncle Henry: "Hurry up and get those horses loose, find Toby!"

Uncle Henry: "Toby, Toby, dang blast it, Toby!"

Jake: "It’s the twister, it's the twister!!!"

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, where are you?!? Dorothy!"

Uncle Henry: "Come on, everybody, get into the storm cellar!"

Aunt Em: "Henry, I can't find Dorothy anywhere, she's somewhere out here in the tornado!"

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, where are you?!? Dorothy!"

Dorothy: "Aunt Em, where are you?!? Aunt Em, come on, let me inside!"

Dorothy goes inside her house, all the way up to her bedroom, and the house begins going up in the cyclone.

Dorothy: [Screams In Shock]

Dorothy sees some other people waving hello to her, then she sees 2 nice young men playing Go-Fish, but suddenly she sees Miss Mulch riding her bicycle in the cyclone…..

Dorothy: "We must be up here inside the cyclone…….."

[Miss Mulch's/Wicked Witch of The West's Theme Music Playing In Background]

Dorothy: “Oh my word, it's Miss Mulch!”

Miss Mulch transforms into a vision of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Wicked Witch of the West: [Evil Laughter]

Dorothy: "Oh......"

The house lands right in the middle of a ditch.

Dorothy gets up from her bed and walks around the entire house.

Scene 3: Munchkin Land/The Land of Oz
Dorothy opens the front door and sees Munchkin Land....

Dorothy: "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Dorothy: "We must be over the rainbow bridge."

Dorothy: "Now I know that we're not in Kansas."

Glinda appears right in front of Dorothy and Toto.

Glinda: "Are you really a good witch or a bad witch?"

Dorothy: "Who, me? but I'm not a witch at all, I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas."

Glinda: "Oh, I see, well, is that the Witch over there?"

Dorothy: "Who? Toto? Toto's my puppy dog."

Glinda: "Well, I'm a bit muddled, the Munchkins called me 'cause a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East, and there's the house, and here you are, and that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East, and so, Dorothy, what the Munchkins really wanna know is are you really a good witch or a bad witch?"

Dorothy: "But I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all, witches are cruel and evil."

[Distant Munchkin Laughter]

Dorothy: "What was that laughter?"

Glinda: "The Munchkins, Dorothy, they're laughing 'cause I am also a witch, I'm Glinda, the Good Witch of the North."

Dorothy: "You are? I beg your pardon, but I've never heard of a beautiful witch before."

Glinda: "Only bad witches are cruel and evil."

Glinda: "The Munchkins are so proud 'cause you finally released them from the Wicked Witch of the East."

Dorothy: "But if you please, Glinda, what exactly are Munchkins?"

Glinda: "The little tiny people who live in this land, it's called Munchkin Land, my dear, and you're their official heroine."

Glinda: "It's alright, you can all come out and thank her nicely."

All of the male and female Munchkins come out and thank Dorothy very nicely.

Munchkin Mayor: "Dorothy, as the mayor of Munchkin Land, we thank you very nicely for doing it so kindly."

Munchkin Coroner: "You destroyed her so completely."

Male Munchkin # 1: "She's not only merely deceased, she's really most sincerely deceased."

Glinda: "It's all thanks to her, the Wicked Witch of the East is now deceased and gone for good."

All Munchkins: [Cheering Loudly]

The Munchkins begin celebrating Dorothy's victory, but suddenly, something more terrifying than the Wicked Witch of the East happens.

The Wicked Witch of the West Suddenly appears in a puff of red smoke.

All Munchkins: [Screaming In Fear]

The Munchkins are now kneeling down, cowering in fear.

Dorothy: "Wait, I thought you said she was deceased."

Glinda: "Well, the deceased 1 is the Wicked Witch of the East, that 1's her sister, the Wicked Witch of the West."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Who destroyed my sister? who destroyed the Wicked Witch of the East? well? was it you?"

Dorothy: "But I never meant to destroy her, really, I didn't."

Wicked Witch of the West: “Well, my little girly, I can cause a lot of accidents too......"

Glinda: "Aren't you forgetting the silver slippers?"

Wicked Witch of the West: "The silver slippers, yes."

The Wicked Witch of the West notices that the silver slippers aren't there anymore.

Wicked Witch of the West: "The silver slippers, they're gone for good, the silver slippers...what have you done with them? give them back to me or I'm gonna-"

Glinda: "It's too late, here they are, and here they'll stay."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh......"

Wicked Witch of the West: "Give me back my silver slippers, I'm the only 1 that knows how to use them, they're no use to you, give them back to me, give them back."

Glinda: "Keep tight inside them, they're magical powers must be very powerful or she won't want them so badly."

Wicked Witch of the West: "You stay outta this, Glinda, or I'm gonna fix you good as well."

Glinda: "Oh nonsense, you've got no powers here, be gone for good, right before somebody else drops a house on you too."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Very well, I'll bid my time, and as for you, my fine beautiful young girl, it's true that I can't attend to you here, and now just as I would like, but just try to stay outta my way, just try, I'll get you, my girly, and your little puppy dog too."

[Wicked Witch of the West Laughing Evilly]

The Wicked Witch of the West disappears.

Glinda: "It's alright, you can all get up right now, she's disappeared, it's alright, you can all get up right now."

Glinda: "What a weird smell of sulphur, I'm afraid you made a rather bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West, the sooner you get outta Oz, altogether, the safer you'll fall asleep, Dorothy, my dear."

Dorothy: "Oh I would give anything to get outta Oz altogether, but which is the way back home to Kansas? I can't go the way I came, no, that's true."

Glinda: "The only man who might know would be the brave and powerful Wizard of Oz, himself."

Dorothy: “The Wizard of Oz? is he really good or is he really wicked?”

Glinda: "Oh, he's very good, but he's very mysterious, he lives in the Emerald City and that's a long journey from here, did you bring a broomstick with you?"

Dorothy: "No, I'm afraid I did not."

Glinda: "Well then, you'll need to walk around, the Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkin Land, and remember, Dorothy, never let those silver slippers off your feet for 1 single minute, or else you'll be at the hands of the Wicked Witch of the West."

Dorothy: "But Glinda, how do I begin for the Emerald City?"

Glinda: "It's always best to do the beginning, and all you need to do is walk down the Yellow Brick Road."

Dorothy: "But, Glinda, what happens if I-"

Glinda: "Just walk down the Yellow Brick Road."

Glinda disappears....

All Munchkins: "Goodbye, goodbye."

Dorothy: "Wow, some people come and go so fast here."

Dorothy begins walking around on the Yellow Brick Road path.

Dorothy: (to herself) "Walk down the Yellow Brick Road, walk down the Yellow Brick Road."

Dorothy and Toto begin walking down the Yellow Brick Road, and the Munchkins begin waving goodbye to her.

All Munchkins: "Goodbye, good luck, goodbye!"

The hay field/meeting the Scarecrow
Dorothy: "Walk down the Yellow Brick Road, walk down the Yellow Brick Road, well now, which way do we go?"

Scarecrow: "Hey, pardon me, but that way is a very nice way."

Dorothy: "Who said that?"

[Toto Barking Distinctively]

Dorothy: "Do not be crazy, Toto, Scarecrows don't speak."

Scarecrow: "It's very pleasant down that way too."

Dorothy: "That's weird, was he not pointing the other way?"

Scarecrow: "Of course, other people do go both ways."

Dorothy: "Why, Scarecrow? you did say something, did you not? are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?"

Scarecrow: "Well, Dorothy, that's the problem, I can't make up my mind, I never got a brain, only hay."

Dorothy: "Well, Scarecrow, how can you speak if you haven't got a brain?"

Scarecrow: "I don't know, Dorothy, but some other people without brains do a lot of speaking, don't they?"

Dorothy: "Why yes, Scarecrow, I guess you're right, well, we have not really met properly, have we?"

Scarecrow: "Why no, of course not."

Dorothy: "Nice to meet you, Scarecrow."

Scarecrow: "How do you do, Dorothy?"

Dorothy: "Pretty good, thank you."

Scarecrow: "Oh, I'm not feeling very well at all, you see, it's very weird being stuck up here all day long with a pole stuck up your back."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, that must be terribly uncomfortable, can't you get down from there?"

Scarecrow: "Down? no, Dorothy, you see, I'm.......well......I'm-"

Dorothy: "Oh well, here, let me help you."

Scarecrow: "Oh, that's very nice of you, very nice."

Dorothy: "Gosh, I don't quite see how I can...."

Scarecrow: "Of course, Dorothy, I'm just not bright about doing things, but if you'll just bend that wood screw down in the back, maybe I'll slip off and-"

Dorothy: "Why, yes......."

Dorothy gets the Scarecrow off the pole stick.

Scarecrow: "Whoaaaaaaa!"

Scarecrow: "There goes some more of me again."

Dorothy: "Does that hurt you?"

Scarecrow: "No, Dorothy, I just keep picking it up and putting it back inside again, my goodness, it's good to be free at last."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh......"

Scarecrow: "Did I terrify you?"

Dorothy: "No, of course not, I just thought you injured yourself."

Scarecrow: "I didn't terrify you?"

Dorothy: "No, Scarecrow, of course not."

Scarecrow: "I didn't really think so."

A crow comes around the Scarecrow's face.

Scarecrow: "Boo, scat, boo, go away....."

Scarecrow: "You see, Dorothy, I can't even terrify a crow, they come from miles around just to eat in my hay field and giggle in my face, Oh, I'm the failure 'cause I never got a brain."

Dorothy: "Well, Scarecrow, what would you do with a brain if you ever got 1?"

Scarecrow: "What would I do with a brain if I'd got 1? well, Dorothy, if I got a brain, I can read a lot of facts, I can do a lot of math, and I can do a lot of vocabulary."

Dorothy: "Wow, if our scarecrow back home in Kansas can do all of that, all of the crows would be terrified to pieces."

Scarecrow: "They would?"

Dorothy: "Yes, of course, Scarecrow."

Scarecrow: "Where exactly is Kansas?"

Dorothy: "That's where I live, and I need to get back there real bad, I'm going all the way to the Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me."

Scarecrow: "You're gonna see the Wizard?"

Dorothy: "Of course."

Scarecrow: "Do you really think if I went with you, the Wizard can give me some brains?"

Dorothy: "I couldn't really say that, but even if he did not, you wouldn't be worse than you are right now."

Scarecrow: "Yes, Dorothy, it's true."

Dorothy: "But maybe you'd better not, I've got the Wicked Witch of the West fed up with me, and you might get into very trouble."

Scarecrow: "Wicked Witch? nah, I'm not terrified of a wicked witch, I'm not terrified of anything, except for a lighted match."

Dorothy: "I don't blame you for that."

Scarecrow: "But I would face an entire box full of them for the chance of getting some brains."

Scarecrow: "Look, Dorothy, I'm not gonna be any trouble 'cause I don't eat 1 single thing, and I'm not gonna try to manage things 'cause I can't think straight, won't you take me along with you?"

Dorothy: "Of course I will, Scarecrow."

Scarecrow: "Well, alright, we're gonna see the Wizard!"

Dorothy: "Oh well, you're not starting out so well."

Scarecrow: "Oh I'll try, Dorothy, really, I'll do it."

Dorothy: "To Oz we go?"

Scarecrow: "To Oz we go!"

Dorothy, Toto and the Scarecrow begin walking down the Yellow Brick Road.

The Oz Apple Trees/meeting the Tin Woodsman
Dorothy: "Wow, red and green apples, look......"

Dorothy is about to take 1 of the green apples off of 1 of the Oz Apple Trees, but it smacks her right hand back.

Dorothy: "Yowch!"

Oz Apple Tree # 1: "What the heck do you think you're doin'?"

Dorothy: "We've been walking a very long way and I was starving, and.....did you say something?"

Oz Apple Tree # 2: "She was starving...."

Oz Apple Tree # 3: "She was starving....."

Oz Apple Tree # 4: "Well how would you like to have somebody come along and pick something off of you?"

Dorothy: "Oh my word, I keep forgetting that I'm not in Kansas anymore."

Scarecrow: "Come on, Dorothy, you don’t want any of those green apples."

Oz Apple Tree # 5: "Are you telling me that my green apples aren't what they ought to be?"

Scarecrow: "No, of course not, it's just that she doesn't like little green earthworms."

Oz Apple Tree # 6: "Why, you....."

Scarecrow: "I'll show you a better way to get green apples........"

The Scarecrow goofs around in front of the Oz Apple Trees and catches a green apple in his hands.

Scarecrow: "Yahoo!"

Scarecrow: "I guess that really did it, help yourself, Dorothy."

Meanwhile, Dorothy, Toto and the Scarecrow come across the Tin Woodsman, who's all rusted stiff.

Dorothy: [Banging On The Tin Woodsman's Left Foot]

Dorothy: [Banging On The Tin Woodsman's Right Foot]

Dorothy: "Wow, it's a young man, a young man made entirely outta metal."

Tin Woodsman: "Oil me...."

Scarecrow: "What did you say?"

Tin Woodsman: "Oil me......"

Dorothy: "Yes, of course, look over there."

Tin Woodsman: "Oil me, oil me........."

Dorothy: "Did you just say something?"

Tin Woodsman: "Oil me……"

Dorothy: "He said to oil him........"

Dorothy sees the Tin Woodsman's oil can.

Scarecrow: "Oil you where?"

Dorothy: "Oil you?"

Tin Woodsman: "AAAAH......."

Dorothy: "Here it is, where do you wanna be oiled 1st, Tin Woodsman?"

Tin Woodsman: "My mouth......."

Scarecrow: "He said his mouth, Dorothy."

Dorothy oils the Tin Woodsman's mouth.

Scarecrow: "The other side, Dorothy, the other side."

Dorothy: "Yes, there we go."

Tin Woodsman: "My.......my.....my goodness, I can speak again, oh, oil my arms, please, oil my elbows, oh, oh."

Dorothy (Fifi): "Here you go, Tin Woodsman."

Tin Woodsman: "Oh, oh......"

Dorothy: "Oh my word....."

Tin Woodsman: "Oh, oh......"

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh......."

Tin Woodsman: "Oh......."

Dorothy: "Did that hurt, Tin Woodsman?"

Tin Woodsman: "No, Dorothy, it feels wonderful, I've held that axe up for many years, oh."

Dorothy: "Oh my goodness, how didd you ever get like this?"

Tin Woodsman: "Oh well, about 1 year ago, I was chopping that oak tree, when suddenly, it began raining."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh......"

Tin Woodsman: "And right in the middle of a chop, I rusted solid, and I've been that way ever since, oh."

Dorothy: "Well, Tin Woodsman, you're absolutely perfect now."

Tin Woodsman: "My neck, oil my neck."

Dorothy oils the Tin Woodsman's neck.

Tin Woodsman: "Perfect? bang on my chest if you really think I'm perfect, go ahead, Dorothy, bang on it."

Dorothy: [Banging On The Tin Woodsman's Chest]

[Banging And Echoing]

Scarecrow: "Wonderful, what a beautiful echo."

Tin Woodsman: "It's empty, Scarecrow, the tinsmith forgot to put a heart inside me."

Dorothy and Scarecrow: "No Heart inside you?!?"

Tin Woodsman: "No heart inside me...."

Dorothy: "Oh my word....."

Dorothy: "you know, Tin Woodsman, we were just wondering if you could come with all of us to the Emerald City to ask the Wizard of Oz for a good heart."

Tin Woodsman: "Well, Dorothy, do you suppose the Wizard would give me 1 when we get there?"

Dorothy: "Oh, but he will, he must, we've come such a very long way already."

Wicked Witch of the West: [Laughing Evilly] "You call that a very long way? why, you have just begun, helping the young girl along the way, are you, my 2 young gentlemen? well stay away from her, or I'm gonna stuff a mattress with you, and you, Tin Pig, I'll use you for a little beehive, here, Scarecrow, wanna play fireball?"

Scarecrow: "Oh, watch out, oh, I'm burning up, I'm burning up, oh."

Dorothy puts the fire out with a green bucket of ice cold water.

Scarecrow: "I'm not terrified of her, I'll see you get safely to the Wizard right now, whether I get my brain or not, stuff a mattress with me, ha."

Tin Woodsman: "I'll see you reach the Wizard whether I get my heart or not, beehive, ha, let her try and make a little beehive outta me."

Dorothy: "Oh you're the good friends anybody had in their entire lives, and it's hilarious, but I'm feeling as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?"

Scarecrow: "I don't see how it is, Dorothy, you weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn all together, were you?"

Tin Woodsman: "And I was standing over there rusting for the longest period of time."

Dorothy: “But still, I wish I could remember, but I guess it doesn't matter anyway, we know 1 another now, don't we?"

Scarecrow: "That's right, Dorothy."

Tin Woodsman "We all do."

Scarecrow: "To Oz we go?"

Tin Woodsman: "To Oz we go......."

Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodsman begin walking down the Yellow Brick Road, 'til they find the forest path.

The forest path/meeting the Cowardly Lion
Dorothy: "I don't like this creepy forest, it's dark, mysterious and spooky."

Scarecrow: "Well of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker right before it gets lighter."

Dorothy: “Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?”

Tin Woodsman: "Well, Dorothy, we might."

Dorothy: "Oh my word."

Scarecrow: "Wild animals that eat hay?"

Tin Woodsman: "Well, some of them, but mostly lions, bears and cheetahs."

Dorothy: "Lions......"

Scarecrow: "Bears……."

Tin Woodsman: "and cheetahs……"

Dorothy: "Oh dear……"

Dorothy, Scarecrow and Tin Woodsman: "Lions, bears and cheetahs, oh dear, lions, bears and cheetahs…….."

Dorothy: "Oh dear…………"

Scarecrow: “Dorothy, Tin Woodsman, look over there!”

Dorothy: "Oh my word......"

Cowardly Lion: "Stick 'em up, stick 'em up…….”

Cowardly Lion: “Which 1 of you comes 1st? I'll fight you both together as always if you want me to, I'll fight you with my left paw right behind my back, I'll fight you standing around on my right foot!”

Cowardly Lion: "I'll fight you with both my eyes closed."

Cowardly Lion: "Oh, ou’re pulling a little axe on me, right? sneaking up on me, right? why are you doing that?"

Tin Woodsman: “Here now, go away and leave us alone."

Cowardly Lion: "Oh, so you're terrified, right? frightened, right? ha, how long are you gonna stay fresh in that can? come on, get up and fight, you trembling rust bucket, put your hands up, you crazy hay man!"

Scarecrow: "Well, that's getting personal, Mr. Lion."

Tin Woodsman: "Yeah right, just get up and teach him 1 good lesson."

Scarecrow: “Well, what's the matter with you teaching him?”

Tin Woodsman: "Well, I hardly even know him…………"

[Toto Barking In Bravery]

Cowardly Lion: "I'm gonna get you anyway, little runt."

Dorothy: "Oh my word....."

The Cowardly Lion chases after Toto, and Dorothy smacks him right on the nose.....

Dorothy: "You're to be ashamed of yourself........."

Cowardly Lion: [Weeping A Bit] "What the heck did you do that for? I wasn't gonna bite him………."

Dorothy: “Well, no, but you tried to, it's bad enough picking on scarecrows, but when you go around picking on poor little puppy dogs."

Cowardly Lion: [Teared Up] "Well, you didn't need to go around and smack me, did you? do you think my nose is bleeding?"

Dorothy: "Oh, no, of course not, my gosh, what a fuss you're making, well, naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are, why, you are nothing but a real big coward....."

Cowardly Lion: [Teared Up] "I think you're right, I am a real big coward, I never got any courage at all, I even terrify myself, look at those circles underneath my eyes, I haven't slept in days or nights......"

Tin Woodsman: "Well, why don't you try counting some sheep?"

Cowardly Lion: [Teared Up] "That won't do any good, I'm terrified of them."

Scarecrow: "Gosh, that's too bad, don't you think the Wizard can help him too?"

Dorothy: "I don't see why not, how 'bout you come along with all of us? we're on our way to see the Wizard right now, to get the Tin Woodsman a good heart....."

Tin Woodsman: "And the Scarecrow a good brain........"

Dorothy: "I'm sure that he can give you some courage."

Cowardly Lion: [Teared Up] "Well, don't you ever feel degraded to be seen in the hand of a cowardly lion? I do....."

Dorothy: "No, Cowardly Lion, of course not......"

Cowardly Lion: "Gosh, that's awfully kind of you, my life has been quite unbearable."

Dorothy: "Well, it's alright now, Cowardly Lion, the Wizard can fix everything......."

Cowardly Lion: "Well, it's always been inside me for so long, I just need to tell you how I'm really feeling about it."

Dorothy: "Well, come on, Cowardly Lion, let's go to the Emerald City."

Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion begin walking down the Yellow Brick Road.

The Wicked Witch of the West's Castle/the Poppy Fields/the Emerald City
Wicked Witch of the West: "So, you won't take warnings, right? all the worse for you then, I'll take care of you right now instead of later, ha, when I get those silver slippers, my powers will be the greatest in Oz, and now, my beauties, something with a little bit of poison in it, I see, with a little bit of poison in it, but attractive to the eyes and very soothing to the smell."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Poppies, poppies, poppies can make them fall asleep, fall asleep, now they'll fall asleep."

Dorothy: "There's the Emerald City, oh, we're almost there at last, at last, it's beautiful, isn't it? just like I knew it would be, he really must be a powerful wizard to live in a big city like that."

Cowardly Lion: "Well come on then, what are we waiting for?"

Scarecrow: “Nothing, Cowardly Lion, let's run around."

Dorothy: "Yes, let's run around."

Scarecrow: "Come on, come on!"

Tin Woodsman: "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Scarecrow: "Oh look, come on!"

Tin Woodsman: "It's beautiful, the Emerald City."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, what's happening? what's going on? I can't run around anymore, I'm so tired."

Scarecrow: "Here, Dorothy, give us your hands and we'll pull you along.”

Dorothy: "Oh no, please, Scarecrow, I need to rest for just 1 single minute.”

Dorothy: “Toto, where's Toto?”

The camera zooms in on Toto, who is asleep in the poppy fields.

Scarecrow: "Oh you can’t rest right now, Dorothy, we're nearly there."

Tin Woodsman: [Teared Up] "No, anything but Dorothy…."

Scarecrow: “Don’t weep, Tin Woodsman, you'll rust yourself again."

Cowardly Lion: "Come to think about it, 37 winks won't be so bad after all."

Scarecrow: "Don't you do it too………"

Tin Woodsman: “No way, we've gotta try to carry Dorothy and Toto."

Scarecrow: "I don't think I can, Tin Woodsman, but we can try."

Tin Woodsman: "Let's do it...."

Scarecrow: "Yes, let's both do it."

The Cowardly Lion falls asleep as well.

Tin Woodsman: "Gosh, oh just look at him, this is terrible."

Scarecrow: "Here, Tin Woodsman, help me out here.”

Tin Woodsman: "Oh dear......"

Scarecrow: "This is terrible, I can't budge them 1 single inch, this is an evil curse, this is-"

Tin Woodsman: "It's the Wicked Witch of the West, what are we gonna do? help us, help us!"

Scarecrow: "It's no use screaming in alarm at a time like this, nobody can hear you, help us!”

Tin Woodsman: "Help us, help us, help us!"

Suddenly, a smiling image of Glinda appears, making it snow on the poppy fields.

Scarecrow: "Look, it's snowing."

Tin Woodsman: "No, Scarecrow, it's not."

Scarecrow: "Yes it is, Tin Woodsman."

Tin Woodsman: "Well maybe that'll help......"

Scarecrow: "But it couldn't possibly help."

Tin Woodsman: "It really does help."

Scarecrow: "Dorothy, you're finally waking up."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, how did this happen?"

Cowardly Lion: "Quite an unusual weather we’re having, isn't it?”

Dorothy notices that the Tin Woodsman is rusted again.

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, look, he's rusted again, oh my word, give me the oil can, real fast………"

Scarecrow: "Here, Dorothy, oil him."

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh."

Cowardly Lion: "He really is rusted."

Dorothy: "Here you go, Tin Woodsman...."

Cowardly Lion: "Here, Tin Woodsman..............."

Dorothy: "Oil him....."

Cowardly Lion: "Oil him all the way around....."

Dorothy: "Real fast…………."

Cut back to the Wicked Witch of the West's castle………….

Wicked Witch of the West (Elmyra): "Oh, curse, curses, somebody always helps that young girl, but silver slippers or no silver slippers, I'm still great enough to destroy her, and sorry for those who can try to stop me."

Cut back to the Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion back in the poppy fields…….

Dorothy: "Come on, you guys, let's get outta here, look, Emerald City's closer and more beautiful than ever."

Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion continue their way to the Emerald City.

Meanwhile.......

Wicked Witch of the West: "And now, on to the Emerald City, as fast as lightning………"

[Wicked Witch of the West Laughing Evilly]

Cut back to Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion reaching the Emerald City.

Dorothy: [Ringing Bell Rope]

Emerald City Doorman: "Who's ringing that bell?"

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman and Cowardly Lion: "We are……….."

Emerald City Doorman: “Can't you guys read?”

Scarecrow: “Read what?”

Emerald City Doorman: "The notice………"

Dorothy: "What notice, Mr. Doorman?"

Emerald City Doorman: "It's right here on the door, just as plain as the look on my face, it's a………oh, oh, oh."

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman and Cowardly Lion: The bell is outta order, please knock on the door.”

Dorothy: [Knocking On Door]

Emerald City Doorman: “Well, that's more like it, now tell me your business."

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Woodsman and Cowardly Lion: "We wanna see the Wizard right away."

Emerald City Doorman: "Oh, the Wizard? but nobody can see the brave Oz, nobody's ever seen the brave Oz, even I've never even seen him."

Dorothy: “Well then, how do you know there's only 1?"

Emerald City Doorman: "'Cause I……….oh, you're wasting my time………"

Dorothy: "Oh please, Mr. Doorman, I gotta see the Wizard right away, Glinda, the Good Witch of the North sent me here."

Emerald City Doorman: "Well, prove it………"

Scarecrow: "She’s wearing the silver slippers that she gave her."

Emerald City Doorman: "Oh, so she is, well, bust my choppers, why didn't you say that in the 1st place? that's 1 horse of a rainbow color, come inside.”

The Emerald City Doorman opens the doors to the Emerald City, and Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion walk around through the entrance.

Emerald City Cabbie: “I'm the cabby, I'm Just what you’re looking for, I'll take you any place in the Emerald City, we always do that."

Dorothy: "Well, Mr. Cabbie, will you take us to see the Wizard?"

Emerald City Cabbie: "The Wizard? oh, the Wizard, well, yes, of course, but 1st I'll take you to the most perfect place where you can clean up a bit."

Dorothy: "Oh, thanks, Mr. Cabbie, we've been gone for such a very long time, and we're feeling so messed up and……what kind of a horse is that? I've never seen a horse like that before."

Emerald City Cabbie: "No, and never will again, I fancy the living, there's only 1 of him, and he's it, he's the Horse of a rainbow color you all heard about."

Tin Woodsman: "Then what are we waiting for? let's go and get cleaned up."

Dorothy, along with Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion get into the back of the carriage, 'til they all get out and get all cleaned up.

The Wicked Witch of the West appears flying around on her broomstick.

[All Emerald City Citizens Screaming In Fear]

Cowardly Lion: "Who's that? who's that?"

Dorothy: “It's the Wicked Witch of the West, she's followed us here.”

The writing in the sky says: SURRENDER DOROTHY AND TOTO

Cowardly Lion: (reading the writing in the sky) 'SURRENDER DOROTHY AND TOTO………….

Emerald City Woman Citizen # 1: "Dorothy and Toto?"

Emerald City Woman Citizen # 2: "Who are Dorothy and Toto?"

Emerald City Man Citizen # 1: "The Wizard can explain it."

Emerald City Man Citizen # 2: "To the Wizard we go!"

Dorothy: "Oh my word, what are we gonna do?"

Scarecrow: "Well, we better hurry up if we're gonna see the Wizard."

Emerald City Gate Guard: "Hey, hey, everything's alright, stop this now, it's alright, everything's alright, the brave and powerful Oz has got matters well in hand, and so you can all go home right now, and there's nothing to worry about, get outta here right now, go on home...."

Dorothy: "If you please, Mr. Gate Guard, we wanna see the Wizard right away, just the 4 of us."

Emerald City Gate Guard: "The rules are nobody can see the brave Oz, not nobody, not no-how."

Dorothy: "Oh, but please, it's very important."

Cowardly Lion: "And I got 1 permanent just for the exact occasion."

Emerald City Gate Guard: "Not nobody, not no-how."

Scarecrow: "But she's Dorothy, Mr. Gate Guard...."

Emerald City Gate Guard: "That witch is Dorothy? well, that sure makes a difference, just wait right here, I'll announce all of you at once."

Scarecrow: "Did you guys hear that? he'll announce all of us at once, I'm just as good as I got my brain."

Tin Woodsman: "I can hardly hear my heart beating."

Dorothy: "I'll be back home in time for dinner tonight."

Cowardly Lion: "In another 27 minutes, I'll become King of the jungle, long live the great and mighty king……."

Dorothy, the Scarecrow and the Tin Woodsman dress the Cowardly Lion up in king like clothing.

Dorothy: "Your Royal Highness, if you became king of the jungle, you wouldn't be terrified of anything?"

Cowardly Lion: “Not nobody, not no-how."

Tin Woodsman: "Not even a great big rhinoceros?"

Cowardly Lion: "That's quite imposserous....."

Dorothy: "How 'bout a great big hippopotamus?"

Cowardly Lion: "Why, I'd trash him from the top to the bottomamus...."

Dorothy: "Are you supposing you met a great big elephant?"

Cowardly Lion: "I would wrap him up in the cellophant."

Scarecrow: "What if it was a great big dragon?"

Cowardly Lion: "I'd show him who was king of the jungle……."

Dorothy, Scarecrow and Tin Woodsman: "How are you gonna do that?"

Cowardly Lion: "How am I gonna do that?"

Cowardly Lion: "Plenty of courage, what makes a mighty king outta 1 slave? plenty of courage, what makes the sail flag on the mast to wave? plenty of courage, what makes the great elephant charge his tusk, in the foggy mist or the spooky dusk? what makes the beaver guard his buck teeth? plenty of courage, what makes the Egyptian sphinx the 7th wonder? plenty of courage, what makes the morning light come up like thunder and lightning? plenty of courage, what makes the sunshine so hot? what puts the word ape in apricot? what do they got that I don't got?"

Dorothy, Scarecrow and Tin Woodsman: "Plenty of courage……."

Cowardly Lion: “You can always say that again, right?”

The Emerald City Gate Guard appears with a fed up look on his face.

Emerald City Gate Guard: "Go on home, the Wizard says to go away!"

Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman and Cowardly Lion: "Go away?"

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Oh my gosh." Scarecrow: "It looks like we came a very long way for nothing."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] “I can't stay here for a very long time."

Dorothy: [Weeping Silently]

Tin Woodsman: "Don't weep now, Dorothy, we're gonna get you to the Wizard somehow."

Scarecrow: "We really are."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Aunt Em was always good to me, and I never appreciated it, running away and hurting her feelings like that, Professor Mervin said she was terribly ill, she might be dying, and it's my entire fault, I'll never forgive myself, never ever never."

[Emerald City Gate Guard Weeping Uncontrollably]

Emerald City Gate Guard: "Please don't weep anymore, I can you into the Wizard somehow, come on, I've had an Aunt Em for myself once...."

The Emerald City Gate Guard opens the doors to the Wizard's chamber room, and Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion begin entering.

Cowardly Lion: "Wait 1 single minute, you guys, I was just thinking, I really don't wanna see the Wizard that much, I better wait around for you guys outside....."

Scarecrow: "What's going on?"

Tin Woodsman: "Oh, he's just terrified again……"

Dorothy: "Don't you know the Wizard's gonna give you some courage, Cowardly Lion?"

Cowardly Lion: "I'd be too terrified to ask him for it."

Dorothy: “Oh, well then, we'll ask him for you."

Cowardly Lion: "I'd sooner wait around outside."

Dorothy: "Why, Cowardly Lion? why?"

Cowardly Lion: "'Cause I'm still terrified……."

Dorothy: "Well then, come on."

Cowardly Lion: "Whoaaaaaaaaaa!"

Scarecrow: "What just happened?"

Cowardly Lion: “Somebody just pulled my tail………."

Scarecrow: "But you did it yourself."

Cowardly Lion: "I did? oh, you're right, I did."

Scarecrow: "Here now, come on."

Wizard/Big Green Head: "Step frontward…………"

Cowardly Lion: "Tell me when it's over, you guys."

The Big Green Head appears in the image…….

Cowardly Lion: "Oh, look at that, look at that, [Weeping In Fear] I wanna go back home."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "I am Oz, the brave and Powerful, who are you? who might you be?"

Dorothy: "If you please, Mr. Wizard, I'm Dorothy, the little and mild, we've come to ask you-"

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Silence!"

Dorothy: "Oh my word…………"

Wizard/Big Green Face: “The brave and powerful Oz knows why exactly you have come, step frontward, Tin Woodsman!"

Tin Woodsman: "Whoaaaaaaa……."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "You came to me for a good heart, did you? you clinking, clanking, clattering collection of useless junk!"

Tin Woodsman: "Why yes, Your Honor, you see, a while back, we were walking right down the Yellow Brick Road, and-"

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Shut it!"

Tin Woodsman: "Whoooooooaaaaaaa!"

Wizard/Big Green Face: "And you, Scarecrow, have got the official occasion to ask for a good brain, you billowing bale of barnyard hay!"

Scarecrow: "Why yes, Your Excellency, I mean your Wizardry."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Enough of this, and you, Cowardly Lion-"

The Cowardly Lion steps right up to the Big Green Face.

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Well?"

The Cowardly Lion faints to the green floor………

Dorothy: “Oh my gosh……."

Dorothy: “You need to be ashamed of yourself, terrifying him like that when he came to you for help."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Silence, joker, the brave Oz has got every single intention of granting all of your wishes...."

Cowardly Lion: "What was that? what did he just say?"

Dorothy: "Oh, come on…...."

Cowardly Lion: "What did he say?"

Wizard/Big Green Face: "But 1st, you must prove yourselves worthy by performing a very simple task, bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West."

Tin Woodsman: "But if we do that, we'll need to destroy her to get it."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Bring me her broomstick, and I can grant your wishes, now go."

Cowardly Lion: "But what if she destroys us 1st?"

Wizard/Big Green Face: “Just go already!”

The Cowardly Lion runs around in fear, then jumps right out the window.

Cowardly Lion: "Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

[Glass Shatters]

The Spooky Forest/The Wicked Witch of the West's Castle
Cowardly Lion: (reading the signs) I would turn back if I were you.

Cowardly Lion: Grrrargh…………grrraaaaaaaargh!

[Crows Squawking In Spookiness]

Cowardly Lion: "Oh dear, oh dear…………."

Scarecrow: "I believe there are plenty of spooky creatures around here."

Tin Woodsman: "That's weird, spooky things, that's crazy."

Cowardly Lion: "But don't you believe in spooky things?"

Tin Woodsman: "No way, I-"

Tin Woodsman: "Whoaaaaaa!"

Dorothy: "Oh my gosh, Tin Woodsman!"

Tin Pig: "Whoaaa!"

Scarecrow: "Are you alright?"

Cowardly Lion: "I do believe in spooky things, I do believe in spooky things, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do believe in spooky things, I do believe in spooky things, I do, I do, I do."

Cut to the Wicked Witch of the West in her spooky castle....

Wicked Witch of the West: "You can believe in more than that right before I'm finished with you."

She turns over to the Flying Monkeys.

Wicked Witch of the West: "Take your army to the spooky forest, and bring me that young girl and her puppy dog, do as you like with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed, they'll give you no trouble at all, I promise you that, I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight outta them."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Take special care of those silver slippers, I want that for myself, now fly away, fly away, fly away, bring me that young girl and her magical golden belt, fly away, fly away, fly away."

Flying Monkey # 1: "Alright, we got you……….”

Tin Woodsman: "Go away right now, go away!"

Scarecrow: "Help me, help me!"

Dorothy: "Toto, Toto, help me, Toto, help me!"

[Toto Barks In Alarm]

[Dorothy Screaming In Fear]

Scarecrow: "Help me, help me, help me!"

Tin Woodsman: "Scarecrow, what's happened to you?"

Scarecrow: "They tore both my legs off and they threw them over there, then they took my chest out and they threw it over there."

Tin Woodsman: "Well, Scarecrow, that's you all over."

Cowardly Lion: "They sure did knock the stuffing outta you, didn't they?"

Scarecrow: "Don’t just stand there speaking, put me back together again, we've gotta find Dorothy and Toto."

Tin Woodsman: "Now let's see here………"

Cut to inside the Wicked Witch of the West's spooky castle, where Dorothy is being held in captivity.

Wicked Witch of the West: "What a nice little puppy dog, and you, my dear girl, what an unexpected pleasure, it's so nice of you to visit me in my lonesome years."

Dorothy: "What are you gonna do with my puppy dog? give him back to me."

Wicked Witch of the West: "All in great time, my little girly, all in great time."

Dorothy: "Oh, no, just give me back my puppy dog."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Of course, when you give me those silver slippers."

Dorothy: “But Glinda, the Good Witch of the North told me not to."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Very well then, throw that basket in the water and drown him."

Dorothy: "No, no, here, you can have your old slippers, but give me back Toto."

Wicked Witch of the West: "That's a brave young girl, I knew you would see 1 good reason."

The Wicked Witch of the West tries to take away the silver slippers off Dorothy's feet, but fails shockingly.

Wicked Witch of the West: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dorothy: "I'm terribly sorry, I didn't do it, can I still have my puppy dog?"

Wicked Witch of the West: "No way, foolish woman that I am, I should've remembered something, those slippers can never come off just as long as you're alive."

Wicked Witch of the West: "But that's not what's getting me worried about, it's exactly how to do it, those things must be done delicately, or you'll destroy my powerful curse……."

Toto escapes from the Wicked Witch of the West's castle.

Dorothy: "Run away, Toto, run away!"

Wicked Witch of the West: "Catch him, you foolish flying monkey!"

Dorothy: "Run away, Toto, run away!"

Dorothy: "Run away, Toto, run away!"

Dorothy: "He finally got away, he finally got away!"

Wicked Witch of the West: "Oh, which is more than you will, darn you and your puppy dog, you were more trouble to me than you're worth 1 way and another, but it'll soon be over right now."

The Wicked Witch of the West puts down a great big hour glass right next to a great big crystal ball.

Wicked Witch of the West: "Do you see that? that's exactly how much longer you've got to be alive, and it's not very long, my girly, it's not very long, I can't wait long enough to get those slippers."

The blue sand in the hour glass begins disinigrating

Dorothy sits right down by the great big crystal ball………….

Dorothy: [Weeping Silently]

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "I'm terrified, I'm terrified, Aunt Em, I'm terrified………."

Aunt Em appears in the great big Crystal Ball.

Aunt Em: “Dorothy, where in the world are you? it's me, it's Aunt Em, we're trying to find you, where in the world are you?"

Dorothy: "I'm here in Oz, Aunt Em, I'm locked away in the Wicked Witch of the West's castle, and I'm trying to get back home to you, Aunt Em."

The image of Aunt Em in the crystal ball disappears.......

Dorothy: "Oh, Aunt Em, don't go away, I'm terrified, come back here, come back here………"

Wicked Witch of the West: "Aunt Em, Aunt Em, come back here…………I'll give you Aunt Em, my girly…………"

Meanwhile…………….

Toto tells the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion that Dorothy has been taken prisoner by the Wicked Witch of the West.

Tin Woodsman: "Look, you guys, there's Toto, where'd he come from?"

Scarecrow: "Don’t you see? he's come to take us to rescue Dorothy from captivity."

Tin Woodsman: "Oh joy...."

Scarecrow: "Come on, you guys...."

Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion are climbing up the mountain top that leads all the way to the Wicked Witch of the West's castle.

Cowardly Lion: "I sure hope my strength holds out."

Tin Woodsman: “I sure hope your tail holds out.”

Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion finally make it all the way up the mountain top.....

Cowardly Lion: "What the heck is that? what the heck is that?"

Scarecrow: “That’s the castle of the Wicked Witch of the West, Dorothy’s in that terrible place."

Tin Woodsman: [Teared Up] "Oh, I don’t like thinking about her in there, we've gotta get her outta here."

Scarecrow: “Don’t weep now, Tin Woodsman, we haven't got the oil can with all of us, and you've been squeaking enough just as it is."

Cowardly Lion: "Who’s that? who’s that?"

Winkie Guards: "Hut, 2, 3, 4, hut, 2, 3, 4!"

Scarecrow: "I got the perfect plan on how to get in there."

Cowardly Lion: "Fine, then he's got another plan."

Scarecrow: "And you're gonna lead us."

Cowardly Lion: “Yeah right."

Cowardly Lion: "Me?"

Scarecrow: "Yeah, you."

Cowardly Lion: "I gotta get her outta there?"

Scarecrow: "That's exactly right……………"

Cowardly Lion: "Alright, I'm going in there for Dorothy, Wicked Witch of the West or no Wicked Witch of the West, Winkie Guards or no Winkie Guards, I'll tear them apart 1 by 1, I might not come out alive, but I'm going in there, and there's only 1 thing I want you guys to do."

Tin Woodsman and Scarecrow: "Then what's that?"

Cowardly Lion: "Speak me out of it…………"

Tin Woodsman: “Oh, no you don't………."

Scarecrow: "Not another word………"

Cowardly Lion: "No? now wait 1 single minute......"

Tin Woodsman: "You don't suppose-"

Scarecrow: "Go up there....."

Cowardly Lion: “Right now?”

Scarecrow: "Come on, I got another idea."

Cowardly Lion: "Do you really think it'll be polite dropping in like this?"

Tin Woodsman: "Come on, let’s go."

Meanwhile inside the Wicked Witch of the West's castle…………

Tin Woodsman: "Hey, you guys, where do we go now?"

Cowardly Lion: "Yeah right......."

Scarecrow: "Over there, but wait 1 single minute, we better make sure we're at the right place."

Scarecrow: "Dorothy, is that you in there?"

Cowardly Lion: "It's us, we're here to rescue you."

Dorothy: "Yes, of course it's me, she's locked me in here."

Cowardly Lion: "Listen, you guys, it's her, we gotta get her outta here, open that door."

Dorothy: “Oh please, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, the hourglass is almost empty by now...."

Tin Woodsman: "Stand back, Dorothy, this could get a little dangerous."

Dorothy: "Oh, Toto, it's so good to see you again."

Cowardly Lion: "Did they attack you?"

Dorothy: "Cowardly Lion, I knew you would come to my rescue."

Tin Woodsman: "Dorothy, we're getting you outta here."

Dorothy: "I always knew you would rescue me."

Scarecrow: "Hurry up, we got no time to lose."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Are you going so soon? I wouldn't wanna hear about it, why, my little celebration party's just beginning."

Cowardly Lion: "We're trapped like mice and rats...."

Wicked Witch of the West: "That's exactly right, don't torture them right away, we'll let them think about it for a little while."

Wicked Witch of the West: "Capture them, capture them, capture them……"

Wicked Witch of the West: "There they go, ah, now we got them, 1/2 of you go this way, 1/2 of you go that way, hurry up, hurry up."

Cowardly Lion: "Where do we go now, you guys?"

Scarecrow: "This way, Cowardly Lion, come on."

The Flying Monkeys fly around the entire gang members…

Scarecrow: "Go away, go away!"

Wicked Witch of the West: "Well, look what we have here, surprise visitors, I thought you would be very sneaky, didn't you? well the last to go will see the 1st 3 travelers go right before her, and your crazy little puppy dog too, how 'bout a little fire ball, Scarecrow?"

Scarecrow: "No, no, no, no, no!"

The Scarecrow's right arm is on fire………

Scarecrow: "Help me, I'm burning up, I'm burning up, I'm burning up!"

Dorothy picks up a red bucket of ice cold water………

Wicked Witch of the West: "No, don't throw that bucket of ice cold water!"

Dorothy splashes the ice cold water all over the Wicked Witch of the West.

Wicked Witch of the West: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wicked Witch of the West: "You crazy girl, look what you did to me?!? I'm melting away, I'm melting away, oh what a terrible sight, what a terrible sight, who would've thought that a brave young girl like you could destroy my beautiful evilness? ohhhhhhhh, watch out, watch out, I'm disappearing.....ohhhhh...."

Captain of the Winkie Guards: "She's deceased, you destroyed her."

Dorothy: "I never meant to destroy her, really I didn't, it 's just that his arm was caught on fire."

Captain of the Winkie Guards: "Congratulations to Dorothy, the Wicked Witch of the West is deceased."

Winkie Guards: "Congratulations, congratulations to Dorothy, the Wicked Witch of the West is deceased."

Dorothy: "The broomstick, can we have it?"

Captain of the Winkie Guards: "Yes please, Dorothy, and take it with you."

Dorothy: "Oh thanks, Mr. Winkie Guard, now we can go back to the Wizard and tell him that the Wicked Witch of the West is deceased."

Winkie Guards: "The Wicked Witch of the West is deceased."

Back in the Wizard's chamber room
Wizard/Big Green Face: "Do I believe my eyes? why did you come back?"

Dorothy: "Well, Mr. Wizard, we've done what you told us, we've brought you the broom stick of the Wicked Witch of the West, we melted her with a bucket of ice cold water."

Wizard (Daffy)/Big Green Face: "Oh, so you defeated her, right? very resourceful."

Dorothy: "Yes, Mr. Wizard, so we'd like you to keep your promise to all of us, if you please, Mr. Wizard………"

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Not so fast, not so fast, I'll need to give that matter 1 little thought, now go away and come back here tomorrow afternoon."

Dorothy: "Tomorrow afternoon? but I wanna go back home right now."

Tin Woodsman: "You've got plenty of time already."

Cowardly Lion: "Yeah right....."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Do not argue the wrath of the brave and powerful Oz, I said come back here tomorrow afternoon………"

Dorothy: "If you were really brave and powerful, you'd keep your promises."

Wizard/Big Green Face: “Do you presume to criticize the brave Oz? you ungrateful little creatures, think yourselves lucky that I'm giving you an audience tomorrow afternoon instead of 23 years from now on……" [Wizard’s Voice] "oh..."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "The brave Oz has spoken....."

Wizard: "Oh....."

Wizard/Big Green Face: "Don't pay any attention to that old man behind the green curtain, the brave and Powerful Oz has spoken....."

Dorothy walks around over to the Wizard by the green curtain.

Dorothy: "Who the heck are you?"

Wizard: "Well, I'm the brave and Powerful…..Wizard of Oz."

Dorothy: "You are?"

Wizard: "Of course....."

Dorothy: "I don't believe you..."

Wizard: "No, I'm afraid that it's true, there's no other wizard around here except for me."

Scarecrow: “You bumbling humbug………"

Cowardly Lion: "Yeah right....."

Wizard: "Yes, that's exactly so, I'm a bumbling humbug."

Dorothy: "Oh you're a very bad man………."

Wizard: “Oh, no, my dear, I'm a very good man, I'm just a very terrible Wizard."

Scarecrow: "What about the heart that you promised Tin Woodsman?”

Wizard: "Well, I-"

Scarecrow: "And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion?"

Wizard: "Well, I-"

Tin Woodsman and Cowardly Lion: "And Scarecrow's brain, if you please?"

Wizard: "Why of course, anybody can have a good brain, that's 1 very mediocre commodity, every single intelligent creature that crawls on the earth, or slinks through the slimy seas has got a good brain, back where I come from, we have universities, seats of good learning, where men go to become good thinkers, and when they come out, they think deep thoughts in their minds, and with no more good brains than you have, but they got 1 thing you haven’t got, a diploma, therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universita Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of Th.D."

Scarecrow: “Th.D.?”

Wizard: “Yes, that’s Dr. of Thinkology.”

Scarecrow: (reading his diploma) The addition of the square roots of every 2 sides of 1 isosceles triangle is the exact same as the square root of the remaining side. Scarecrow: “Oh joy, good news, I finally got a good brain, how can I ever thank you enough?"

Wizard: "Well technically, you can't, and just as for you, Cowardly Lion, my good friend, you're the victim of disorganized thinking, you're under the unfortunate delusion that simply 'cause you run away from danger, you got no courage, you're confusing courage with wisdom and bravery, back where I come from, we got men who are called brave heroes, once a year, they take their fortitude outta mothballs and parade it right down the main street of the city, and they got no more courage than you got, but they got 1 thing that you never got, a golden medal, and...for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery against evil wicked witches, I award you the double cross, you're now an official member of the Legion of Courage and Bravery."

Cowardly Lion: "Oh, thanks, you guy, I'm kind of speechless."

Wizard: "And just as for you, Tin Woodsman, my metal friend, you want a good heart, but you don't know how lucky you are not to have 1, good hearts can never be practical 'til they can be made unbreakable."

Tin Woodsman: "But I still want 1, Mr. Wizard."

Wizard: "Right back where I come from, there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds, they're called good-deed-doers and their hearts are not bigger than yours, but they got 1 good thing you never got, a testimonial, therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with 1 token of our esteem and affection, and remember my metal friend, that 1 heart is not judged by how much you love 1 another, but by how much you're loved by other people."

Tin Woodsman: "Wow, it ticks, listen to it, look, it ticks."

Cowardly Lion: "Read what my golden medal says, courage, isn't that the truth....."

Dorothy: "They're very beautiful………"

Scarecrow: "Hey, Mr. Wizard, what about Dorothy?"

Tin Woodsman: "Yeah right, what about Dorothy?"

Cowardly Lion: "Yeah right......"

Wizard: "Uh...."

Cowardly Lion: "Dorothy's next...."

Wizard: "Yeah right, Dorothy, uh...."

Dorothy: "I don't think there's anything in that red bag for me."

Wizard: "Well, Dorothy, you force me into 1 cataclysmic decision, the only way to get you back home to Kansas is for me to take you there myself."

Dorothy: "Oh, will you? can you? oh, but are you a clever enough wizard to control it?"

Wizard: "Dear child, you cut me to the fast pace, I'm an old Kansas man myself, born and raised, in the heart of the western wilderness, premier carnival company, only 1 day, while performing spectacular feats unfortunate phenomena occurred, the hot air balloon failed to return to the town square fair."

Cowardly Lion: "It sure did...."

Dorothy: "Weren't you terrified?"

Wizard: "Terrified? you're speaking to a man who just laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, chuckled at catastrophe, I was a bit petrified, then suddenly, the big strong wind changed and the hot air balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city where I was instantaneously acclaimed Oz, the 1st wizard deluxe.

Dorothy: "That sounds wonderful."

Wizard: "Times being what they were, I accepted this job, retaining my hot air balloon against the advent of a fast get away, and in that hot air balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I can return to the Land of E Pluribus Unum."

Dorothy and the Wizard bid farewell
Wizard: "This is positively the most wonderful exhibition ever to be shown, well, be that just as it might, I, your brave wizard, am about to embark on a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey into the outer stratosphere, to confer, converse and otherwise hob-nob with my fellow wizards, and I hereby decree that 'til what time, if any, that I return, the Scarecrow by virtue of his highly superior brains, shall rule in my lead, assisted by the Tin Woodsman, by virtue of his incredible heart, and the Cowardly Lion by virtue of his courage, obey them just as you would obey me, thanks."

[Emerald City Cat Meowing]

[Toto Barking]

Dorothy: "Oh, Toto, come back here, Toto, Toto, oh don't go without me, I'll be right back, Toto!"

Tin Woodsman: "Stop that wild and crazy puppy dog...."

Wizard: "This is 1 highy irregular procedure, this is absolutely unprecedented...."

Tin Woodsman: "Help us, help us, the hot air balloon's going up...."

Wizard: "That's despicable, it ruined my exit...."

Dorothy: "Come back, Mr. Wizard!"

Wizard: "I can’t come back, Dorothy, I don't exactly know how it works, goodbye, you guys!"

Emerald City Citizens: “Goodbye, Mr. Wizard, goodbye, goodbye!"

Dorothy: [Teared Up] “Oh now I'll never get back home."

Cowardly Lion: "Just stay with us then, Dorothy, we all like you, we don't want you to leave."

Dorothy: "Oh that's very kind of you, but this could never be exactly like Kansas, Aunt Em must've stopped wondering what happened to me by now, oh, Scarecrow, what am I gonna do?"

Scarecrow: “Look, Dorothy, there's somebody who can help you."

Glinda appears right in front of Dorothy, Toto, the Scarecrow, the Tin Woodsman and the Cowardly Lion.

Dorothy: "Will you help me, Glinda? can you help me?"

Glinda: "You don’t need to be helped any longer, Dorothy, you've always got the power to go back to Kansas."

Dorothy: "I did?"

Scarecrow: "Then why didn't you tell her that before?"

Glinda: "'Cause she wouldn't have believed in me, she had to learn it for herself."

Tin Woodsman: "What did you learn today, Dorothy?"

Dorothy: “Well, I think that it wasn't quite enough just to wanna see Uncle Henry and Aunt Em, and that it is, that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own backyard, 'cause if it's not there, I never really lost it to begin with, is that right?"

Glinda: "Well, Dorothy, that's all it is."

Scarecrow: "But that's real easy, I should've thought about it for you."

Tin Woodsman: "I should've felt all of it in my good heart."

Glinda: "No, it's not that, she had to find it out for herself, now, Dorothy, those silver slippers will take you back home.”

Dorothy: "Oh, and Toto too?"

Glinda: "Yes, Dorothy, Toto too."

Dorothy: "Right now?"

Glinda: "Whatever you wish...."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Oh my gosh, that's too wonderful to be true, oh, it's gonna be very hard to say goodbye to all of you, I really love all of you too."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Goodbye, Tin Woodsman, oh, don't weep, you rust so dreadfully, here, here's your oil can, goodbye."

Tin Woodsman: [Teared Up] "Now I know I finally got a good heart 'cause it's breaking."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] "Goodbye, Cowardly Lion, you know, I know it's not right, but I'm gonna miss the way you used to call for help right before you found your courage."

Cowardly Lion: [Teared Up] "Well, Dorothy, I never would've found it, if it hadn't been for you."

Dorothy: [Teared Up] (to the Scarecrow) "I think I'm gonna miss you most of all."

Glinda: "Are you ready to go now, Dorothy?"

Dorothy: "Why, yes, Glinda."

Dorothy: "Say goodbye to them, Toto."

Dorothy: "Yes, I'm ready right now."

Glinda: "Then close your eyes, and clap your heels all together 3 times, and think to yourself………….there's no other place like home, there's no other place like home."

Dorothy: "There's no other place like home…………"

Glinda: "There's no other place like home, there's no other place like home."

Dorothy: "There's no other place like home, there's no other place like home, there's no other place like home.............."

Scene 4: Back home in Dorothy's bedroom
Dorothy: “There's no other place like home, there's no other place like home, there's no other place-"

Aunt Em: "Wake up, honey pie."

Dorothy: "There's no other place like home, there's no other place like home, no other place-"

Aunt Em: "Dorothy, it's Aunt Em, dear."

Dorothy: "Oh, Aunt Em, it's really you."

Aunt Em: "Of course, darling."

Professor Mervin: "Hi there, is there anybody home? I just dropped by 'cause I heard the young girl got caught in the great big………….well, she seems alright by now."

Uncle Henry: "Yes, Professor Mervin, she got quite 1 bump on the forehead, we kind of thought there for 1 single minute she was gonna leave us."

Professor Mervin: "Oh yeah, that's right."

Dorothy: "Oh, but I did leave you, Uncle Henry, that's just the trouble, and I tried to get back for several days."

Aunt Em: "There now, Dorothy, lie down silent now, you just had a crazy dream and vision."

Dorothy: "No, Aunt Em…, of course not."

Hank: "Why sure, remember me? your old friend, Hank?"

Dorothy: "Of course I do....."

Toby: "And me? Toby?"

Jake: "I guess you couldn't forget my face, could you?"

Dorothy: "No, of course not, but it wasn't a dream and vision, it was a place, and you were there, and you were there, and you were there, …and you were there."

Professor Mervin: "Oh, of course...."

Dorothy: "But you couldn't have been, could you?"

Aunt Em: "Oh, Dorothy, we dream about lots of crazy things when we-"

Dorothy: "No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place, and I remember that some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful, but just the exact same, all I kept saying to everybody was ‘I wanna go back home’, and they finally sent me back home."

Dorothy: "Doesn't anybody else believe in me?"

Uncle Henry: "Why of course we believe in you, Dorothy."

Dorothy: "Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're finally home, finally home, and this is my bedroom, and you're all here, and I'm not gonna leave here ever again, 'cause I really love all of you too, and……….oh, Aunt Em, there's no other place like home."

End Production Credits
Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Produced by Shawn Levy and Ben Myron

Music composed by John Debney

Screenplay written by Sam Harper

Cast Members

 * Lily James as Dorothy Gale 


 * Meryl Streep as Aunt Em 
 * Robert De Niro as Uncle Henry


 * Adam Sandler as Hank/the Scarecrow 
 * Nathan Lane as Toby/the Tin Woodsman 
 * Jack Black as Jake/the Cowardly Lion 
 * Emily Blunt as Glinda
 * Helena Bonham Carter as Miss Mulch/the Wicked Witch of the West 


 * Danny Woodburn, Warwick Davis, Peter Dinklage, Selene Luna, Patty Maloney and Bridget Powers as the male and female Munchkins 
 * Verne Troyer as the Munchkin Mayor 
 * Deep Roy as the Munchkin Coroner 
 * Alec Baldwin as the Emerald City Guard 
 * Zach Galifianakis as the Emerald City Cabby 


 * John Cleese as Professor Mervin/the Wizard


 * Kevin Spacey as the Winkie Guard Captain 
 * Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Timothy Dalton, Ben Stiller and David Bradley as the Winkie Guards 


 * Jim Parsons as Nikko